12 Days of Christmas diapers version

I used to watch these when I was 2-3. These were the only Sing Along videos I had at the time.


The video below is all in three parts. This was my favorite video of all time I must have worn it out because I remember when we moved into our new house, my mom kept telling me “There is no Heigh Ho” and I could never understand why she wouldn’t get it out for me and play it for me. Then one day she bought the tape at a store when we went out together and got food and stuff. I can remember her taking the packing off the tape and playing it for me. I never knew why she bought it again if we had it and where that other video went so I figure we either lost it or I wore it out so it got tossed. But when my parents took me to see Snow White when it came to theaters, they thought I would enjoy the moving because of the song I always liked to sing, but instead I got scared right when the Hunter took out his knife and I wouldn’t calm down so we left money wasted. To this day my mom still doesn’t know what happened except that “I got scared.”

Maybe I won’t have to be potty trained

Today we went out and we ate at a buffet and then we went to Toys R Us/Babies R Us and we had our daughter pick out her first potty chair. They had different selections and we took them all down and put them on the ground. She didn’t look at them at first until we started to push buttons on the potty chairs and then I discovered the flush able handle on the Mr. Potty chair. I thought maybe she isn’t ready because she wasn’t showing interest and she kept walking away and coming back and then she was looking at them.  Then my husband started to put the potty chairs back and he put Mr. Potty back up on the shelf and she reached for it squealing so my husband realized she had picked out her potty chair. He put it in the cart while I put the rest back and then I put her in the cart. She wanted to play with it and then she looked at it in the car and then this evening she played with it and she kept playing with the handle. Then we showed our mother the chair and then our daughter played with the potty seat and the potty bowl and then right before bath, she say on the chair. She seemed to be very happy to be on it and she was running around and squealing and she was excited. Then after the bath she sat on it again and I even showed her during her bath by pouring water in it that it plays music when she pees.

Maybe she will still train and Daddy won’t have to buy me any big girl underwear and toilet train me. But he still likes the idea of doing it because of my story. I have told him about my protagonist character role playing potty training with her husband and he always puts her back into diapers because of too many accidents and she just isn’t ready.

This is the potty chair our daughter picked out:


“How do you pee?”

This was a question my son asked me. I thought it was strange because he has seen me pee before so I told him “Haven’t you seen me pee?” and he asked me how do I pee so I told him the same way Grandma does, he has seen her pee right, you sit on the toilet. I couldn’t tell him I do it in my diaper, that would be awkward. He then asked me how does it happen so I told him the kidneys make the urine and it travels down the tube to your bladder and it holds it there. When it gets full, that is when you feel you have to go to the bathroom. The bladder sends a signal up to your brain, and I point to his head, and I said that is why he feels he has to go potty because his bladder is full so it’s time to empty it so he relaxes his muscles and pee comes out. I told him you always have urine in there and it doesn’t completely empty when you go and if you go when you don’t feel you need to go, you still pee. I also told him all girls pee sitting.

So I went on Google and showed my son a couple drawings of peeing positions for females and I looked at the link results and didn’t find them to be appropriate so I didn’t bother reading them to my son and I told him some women peed standing and they used this pee cup that is like a funnel. I showed him wikihow pictures and I showed him GoGirl on google search.

And this is a video we watched together:


I asked my son if he understood now how girls peed and he shook his head. Perhaps he needs a visual, a video of a girl going to the bathroom using the toilet or next time I wearing a pull up, have him come watch me pee or have him catch his grandma going again. Or when Daddy decides to potty train me again and have me wear big girl panties. I think he forgot I wear diapers.

This girlfriend needs to wear diapers