My Game Over Onesie

When it came in the mail yesterday. I just had to wear it. I put it on for my work out and worked out in the onesie only and in my socks and shoes. It felt good and it looks like a regular clothing item except it has snaps at the bottom and it hid my diaper pretty well.

My son would’t quit knocking on the door and asking to come in and I kept telling him no. He does not take no for an answer so he will keep pushing and pushing, another reason why I never take him out and I get cranky when I have him and then I am mad at him at the end and need to be alone and I can’t talk. I am so worn out.

But my son finally comes in my room and doesn’t knowledge my new outfit and my daughter comes in too and she also doesn’t notice my outfit. They just play with my toys in the toy chest. Lot of them are just Happy Meal toys and some others are My Little Pony dolls from my childhood and I have some Pocahontas toy set from my childhood I bought at Disneyland with my own money I got from our garage sale from stuff I sold. I also have a virtual 102 Dalmatians pet I found as a newly adult. I dunno if it still works, batteries had corroded in it. 102 Dalmatians has also been one of my favorite movies and Cruella De Vil is my favorite villain. It has been weird seeing Glenn Close in her other movies as a good person so that just means she did great with her role in the Disney film. Some other toys in my toy box I have had since my teen years which are just happy Meal stuff like the 102 Dalmatian toys and those electronic Sonic games. I used to have more of those electronic games but got rid of them when the batteries died in them. And some other toys I got as an adult from Happy Meals. I even have Shopkins and Cutie cars in there from the Happy Meals. I mostly just buy the toys. That was how I completed my Toy Story 4 RV set.

My daughter then notices my suit and says I have a tail and my son then sees it and I asked him to read the words on my butt and he tries to sound it out but says it wrong so I asked him to spell the word. He spelt it out and I said it said Nerf and then he read the second word. Then he put two and two together for the words and the dot and said “Oh I get it, we are supposed to shoot you there, I have my Nerf gun, can I shoot at it” and I tell him I don’t want anything being shot at me. He also recognizes it’s a video game outfit and I tell him it’s just a body suit. I wasn’t going to tell him it was an adult onesie. He also said I had padding in there. That was my diaper and he just thought it was part of the outfit. The padding was to protect me from the Nerfs he thought and I let him think that.

I wanted to wear it around the house too but was unsure how my parents would feel if they saw me in it so I out some shorts on after the work out and wore it like that until I had to get ready for work.

The next day I decided to wear it again but this time under my normal clothes. At least it will keep my diaper from showing and I can wear anything. I pick out a pair of skinny jeans that are too big on me I have had since I was 18 and I pick out a t shirt with Koala bears all over and I tuck it in. I even use a belt and tie it around my waist to hold the pants up.

I took my son to this story time event at Barnes & Noble (Toy story 4 they were doing and each child makes their own Forky and they get a $4 coupon for the B&N cafe for the kid’s meal thing there and a choice of drink or milk) and told my daughter I will do an outing with her next time. My reason is I just can’t handle two kids and my husband wanted to stay home because of his feet and my parents had plans. So I wore my onesie there under my outfit and the shirt stayed tucked but the pants kept riding down because they were big on me from weight loss. Even with a thick diaper, I would think they would stay up but they don’t. The belt doesn’t stay tight either so I had to keep retying it to make it tight again. But that is what my onesie was for. I also wore a jacket that was made of cotton.

Then after the story event, I went to a neighborhood yard sale and took my son there and he had brought his piggy bank along. He did buy some Boomblox stuff at B&N and fortunately they were not busy because lot of the money he had were just change so we had it all over the counter and me and the cashier were counting it out. He was the only cashier. Then after my son paid for his toys, i paid for my little Shopkin.

My son got a Nintenddogs game (Dalmatian version, he loves Dalmatian and I tell him they are both alike so I already have a Dalmatian and he wants a dog which we refuse to get because we don’t want to take care of any pets) and I got my daughter a dress and I got a pair of pajama bottoms that were child looking and I also got her a Disney Princess doll for free and I got a Shopkins book for free because some neighborhoods here do this book drop off thing where people just put their books in there for anyone to take. It’s a socialism thing they do. Have books you already read and would like to share, just put them in there for someone else to take to read but you take at least one book, not all of them. I wish my neighborhood did something like that. My son also got himself some lemonade and a cookie with his own money. Where did he get all these coins, he said he had been finding them all over the house and on the ground. Plus I gave him some of that money my work buddy found in the dorm in one of the desks and said to me “I never saw this money, you can have it” and had me clean it out of the drawer.

We also did the bouncy toy together, one of those bouncy things on air that blow up and you jump in and the neighborhood was also doing some block party so they had the street closed off. I got to go in there because I was light enough and some other parent went in there too and she was also pretty skinny.

Then after that we went home and I changed out of my onesie and changed into a different pair of pants but kept the same shirt and socks but I changed my shoes. I then did some yard work; pulled some weeds, cut up some thorn bushes and put them in the compost bin. I am clearing out this section in our yard that was being swallowed by that weed. Then I cut the grass in the front yard and way in the back yard.

I enjoyed wearing my Onesie. I plan on wearing it again tomorrow under my normal clothes. I can even wear short skirts again with nothing under it because the onesie will just hide my diaper and I don’t have to worry about them showing. I wore a pair of underwear (I found at Goodwill and brand new too) over my diapers and they hid them well so I wore my Hello Kitty skirt for it.

I found a yard sale on my local craigslist here and they are selling a bunch of video games and I want to check it out tomorrow. They had a bunch of photos too of their stuff they are selling and the prices they are showing. I won’t be surprised if lot of the games are gone because 50 cents each for a PS1 game. I will bring my daughter this time since it would be her turn for an outing. I love looking at video games and buying them whatever catches my interest. But then I never even play them so I guess I hoard things. I see myself more of a collector and I just play with them by stacking them and looking at them and organizing.