Looks like I don’t have to get potty trained

My daughter is finally using the potty. It started with my husband buying her these Little Charmers dolls and a pack of little girl underwear that were Minnie Mouse and Doc McStuffins. We also did a sticker chart and that got her motivated to learn to use the potty. I would let her pick out a stick and I even put on my Barbie underwear and showed them to her and she got excited because she opened her mouth. Then I would put a diaper on when I would go to work and I wore them at night. It would just be during the day sometimes I wouldn’t have one on and I showed my panties to her three times and had her watch me go potty twice and it worked. I didn’t have to get potty trained after all. She still has accidents but I think one time she couldn’t get her pants down quick enough to go and this time she couldn’t get her nightgown out of the way so she couldn’t pull down her panties and she peed in them. She still needs help going to the toilet and she still isn’t bowel trained but we’re working on it. I wouldn’t consider her fully potty trained and just say she is working on it still. But at least she is going on her own now but still needs help when she has clothes on. One time she tried to go poopy in the potty and she didn’t make it and she made a big mess instead by trying to clean herself up and got it all over herself and the toilet so I had to give her a bath and it took me about ten minutes to clean up the mess she made. She also got pee on her nightgown too so I had to take it off. It looked like she sat on the toilet like that but she forgot to pull her panties down and make sure the nightgown wasn’t in the way. Now she won’t let me put clothes on her and she keeps running to the potty because she is trying to poop. Then she goes to the one upstairs because it has the toddler’s toilet seat and she is using a stepping stool to try and go. But at least I don’t have to take her every half hour anymore because she now knows when to go and can recognize when she has to go.

Funny Reddit comment

So the question was what was the worst parenting you have ever seen and if they had asked instead what was the worst parenting you have ever heard, I would have had much darker stories to tell like the time I was in 7th grade and my English teacher tells us a story about a student being beaten up by her mother one morning while drunk and she goes to school with a bloody nose and stands in front of her class and says something inappropriate, or the time I heard from my mother how it was normal in our small town for kids to be kicked out of their homes for their “out of control behavior” when in fact it was just them arguing or talking back and they were not treated like human like their thoughts mattered so they thought my parents were weird and strange and told them they weren’t normal, or the time I heard from my mother how my old school district got sued because her 13 year old son died from being frozen to death during school hours and he had been drinking and it turned out she had lost another son in the mobile home fire and he was also drunk and was too drunk to even wake up to escape and the mom never was a parent to them so she lost the case and the school district won. That happened after I moved or around the time before I moved but it was after I got out of high school and I was an adult on my own.

But anyway I wrote that about seeing a kid’s ear being pulled and someone on there who I have never even seen nor ever talked to already knew about me so she told me I pooped in my diapers in front of my children and I call that bad parenting? I looked through her comment history and she sounded like a legitimate user and not a troll so I figured my username must have drawn her attention so she must have read through my posts and maybe saw my blog here and read it and went back to make that post.

My kids don’t even know I am pooping in them because I can do stuff while shitting in it and I am not squatting or grunting so no one would know I am doing it. I just relax my muscles and give it a push and it comes out on its own and I do some pushing but there is no squatting or pausing and grunting. But the other day when the urge hit me that I needed to poop, I just went in the kitchen and pooped in there because no way was I going to do it in front of the kids if I had to stand and wait for it to come out and I did grunt and push hard and I did pause. I don’t do that in front of them. Then when I was done pooping, I went back in the living room and sat down. Then I had to change out of it later when we were going out.

So it’s funny how people just make the worst assumptions and instead of just defending myself, I just laugh about it and I could troll them if I want to so I wrote back to that lady “lol I see my username got your attention. Thanks for your comment.”

What have you found in your diaper?

I pooped my diaper twice today. I felt the urge while I was still laying down and then I got up so I could do it and I felt the urge while I was getting my kids their breakfast and then I was relaxing my muscles and letting the poop come out and then I felt it was in my diaper. I barely even pushed it out and they didn’t even notice it because I didn’t squat or pause.

Then I stayed in it for awhile and then changed before going out to get my hair cut with my son. Then I came home and not too long later, I felt cramping again and this time the cramping felt different so I pushed it out and this time I did squat and paused but I was alone when I did it and then I was done so I sat down again and I felt cramping again so I stood up and pushed more out and it was softer and I sat down and I could feel the mess being bigger and it spreading. I wasn’t in it long when my husband decided about an hour later he wanted to go out. My dad noticed the poopy smell and thought it was my daughter. One of the greatest things about having small children, people assume it’s them and they get the blame. I didn’t say anything.

I got the kid’s ready and had them dressed. My son dressed himself and I got my daughter dressed and my husband had stuff to do before we leave so I asked him in his ear if he could change me and he said he would and I told him I was poopy and he said “okay.”

Then after my husband was done paying the bills and doing stuff in a internet game on my dad’s computer we went in the basement and he changed me and it was a big mess. I had the chair in front of the door so our kids couldn’t come in and catch us. Then after he was done changing me, I had to take care of my dirty diaper and I looked at my poop and I saw how soft it was and I noticed corn shells in my diaper. I had corn a couple days ago for dinner.

I threw the diaper away in the Bambino bag the diapers came in and took it outside with the other dirty diapers I already had in the bag.

So anything weird or unusual or interesting you have found in your diapers?

Very weird

I peed in my new diaper twice last night and then I woke up this morning and did my morning pee in it but it wasn’t a big one and it was more of a medium one. Then I took my son to school and then came home and sat down at my computer and a few minutes later I noticed the back of my pants were really wet so I went downstairs and changed my pants and my diaper. The diaper was wet in the back but the diaper should have held more because it’s a Bambino. I figured it must have been defective or because I had peed in it standing, I sat down and it pushed the pee out the sides because I didn’t do it sitting. I wasn’t sure when the pee leaked out after sitting because I noticed it after I got home from dropping my son off.

Now I am wearing another Bambino and I have peed in it a bunch of times including one big one and no leaks. I might change before work so I wouldn’t have to change at work and have any leaks. I have been drinking lots of  water due to dry throat and that makes me pee. But then I go through an extra diaper a day.

Turns in changing diapers

Last night I came home from work and my husband told me he had pooped in his diaper. I had put it on him before work. He said he had done it two hours before I got home and because he was poopy, he was not able to pick up the toys because he didn’t want my parents to smell it and have them know his secret. So he was trapped in the basement after putting the kids to bed because of his poopy diaper. So I changed him and it was very messy and I used a bunch of adult wipes and then I put a clean diaper on him and threw the messy one away and washed my hands.

My husband stayed upstairs with me while I had my dinner and he gave me hot chocolate and he rubbed my head and he put up with Dr. Phil. It was one of those rare episodes where people do a fighting match on the stage and Dr. Phil had enabled it because he didn’t stop them and he just let it happen. I always hate it when people talk at the same time because it’s hard to hear what they are saying.

Then after the show had ended my husband had went downstairs and I finished watching Lethal Weapon 2 and I pooped in my diaper. Then my husband changed me and it only took one wipe to do it and the mess wasn’t very big. He commented that my Bambino Biancos looked like baby diapers from the olden days from when I was a kid. I told him maybe that is what they were meant to look like. Then I got my pajamas on and went back upstairs. I finished watching the movie on my phone than on the PS3 since Hulu stopped working on there.

I changed my husband’s and then he had a turn changing mine.