Funny Reddit comment

So the question was what was the worst parenting you have ever seen and if they had asked instead what was the worst parenting you have ever heard, I would have had much darker stories to tell like the time I was in 7th grade and my English teacher tells us a story about a student being beaten up by her mother one morning while drunk and she goes to school with a bloody nose and stands in front of her class and says something inappropriate, or the time I heard from my mother how it was normal in our small town for kids to be kicked out of their homes for their “out of control behavior” when in fact it was just them arguing or talking back and they were not treated like human like their thoughts mattered so they thought my parents were weird and strange and told them they weren’t normal, or the time I heard from my mother how my old school district got sued because her 13 year old son died from being frozen to death during school hours and he had been drinking and it turned out she had lost another son in the mobile home fire and he was also drunk and was too drunk to even wake up to escape and the mom never was a parent to them so she lost the case and the school district won. That happened after I moved or around the time before I moved but it was after I got out of high school and I was an adult on my own.

But anyway I wrote that about seeing a kid’s ear being pulled and someone on there who I have never even seen nor ever talked to already knew about me so she told me I pooped in my diapers in front of my children and I call that bad parenting? I looked through her comment history and she sounded like a legitimate user and not a troll so I figured my username must have drawn her attention so she must have read through my posts and maybe saw my blog here and read it and went back to make that post.

My kids don’t even know I am pooping in them because I can do stuff while shitting in it and I am not squatting or grunting so no one would know I am doing it. I just relax my muscles and give it a push and it comes out on its own and I do some pushing but there is no squatting or pausing and grunting. But the other day when the urge hit me that I needed to poop, I just went in the kitchen and pooped in there because no way was I going to do it in front of the kids if I had to stand and wait for it to come out and I did grunt and push hard and I did pause. I don’t do that in front of them. Then when I was done pooping, I went back in the living room and sat down. Then I had to change out of it later when we were going out.

So it’s funny how people just make the worst assumptions and instead of just defending myself, I just laugh about it and I could troll them if I want to so I wrote back to that lady “lol I see my username got your attention. Thanks for your comment.”

What have you found in your diaper?

I pooped my diaper twice today. I felt the urge while I was still laying down and then I got up so I could do it and I felt the urge while I was getting my kids their breakfast and then I was relaxing my muscles and letting the poop come out and then I felt it was in my diaper. I barely even pushed it out and they didn’t even notice it because I didn’t squat or pause.

Then I stayed in it for awhile and then changed before going out to get my hair cut with my son. Then I came home and not too long later, I felt cramping again and this time the cramping felt different so I pushed it out and this time I did squat and paused but I was alone when I did it and then I was done so I sat down again and I felt cramping again so I stood up and pushed more out and it was softer and I sat down and I could feel the mess being bigger and it spreading. I wasn’t in it long when my husband decided about an hour later he wanted to go out. My dad noticed the poopy smell and thought it was my daughter. One of the greatest things about having small children, people assume it’s them and they get the blame. I didn’t say anything.

I got the kid’s ready and had them dressed. My son dressed himself and I got my daughter dressed and my husband had stuff to do before we leave so I asked him in his ear if he could change me and he said he would and I told him I was poopy and he said “okay.”

Then after my husband was done paying the bills and doing stuff in a internet game on my dad’s computer we went in the basement and he changed me and it was a big mess. I had the chair in front of the door so our kids couldn’t come in and catch us. Then after he was done changing me, I had to take care of my dirty diaper and I looked at my poop and I saw how soft it was and I noticed corn shells in my diaper. I had corn a couple days ago for dinner.

I threw the diaper away in the Bambino bag the diapers came in and took it outside with the other dirty diapers I already had in the bag.

So anything weird or unusual or interesting you have found in your diapers?

Very weird

I peed in my new diaper twice last night and then I woke up this morning and did my morning pee in it but it wasn’t a big one and it was more of a medium one. Then I took my son to school and then came home and sat down at my computer and a few minutes later I noticed the back of my pants were really wet so I went downstairs and changed my pants and my diaper. The diaper was wet in the back but the diaper should have held more because it’s a Bambino. I figured it must have been defective or because I had peed in it standing, I sat down and it pushed the pee out the sides because I didn’t do it sitting. I wasn’t sure when the pee leaked out after sitting because I noticed it after I got home from dropping my son off.

Now I am wearing another Bambino and I have peed in it a bunch of times including one big one and no leaks. I might change before work so I wouldn’t have to change at work and have any leaks. I have been drinking lots of  water due to dry throat and that makes me pee. But then I go through an extra diaper a day.

Turns in changing diapers

Last night I came home from work and my husband told me he had pooped in his diaper. I had put it on him before work. He said he had done it two hours before I got home and because he was poopy, he was not able to pick up the toys because he didn’t want my parents to smell it and have them know his secret. So he was trapped in the basement after putting the kids to bed because of his poopy diaper. So I changed him and it was very messy and I used a bunch of adult wipes and then I put a clean diaper on him and threw the messy one away and washed my hands.

My husband stayed upstairs with me while I had my dinner and he gave me hot chocolate and he rubbed my head and he put up with Dr. Phil. It was one of those rare episodes where people do a fighting match on the stage and Dr. Phil had enabled it because he didn’t stop them and he just let it happen. I always hate it when people talk at the same time because it’s hard to hear what they are saying.

Then after the show had ended my husband had went downstairs and I finished watching Lethal Weapon 2 and I pooped in my diaper. Then my husband changed me and it only took one wipe to do it and the mess wasn’t very big. He commented that my Bambino Biancos looked like baby diapers from the olden days from when I was a kid. I told him maybe that is what they were meant to look like. Then I got my pajamas on and went back upstairs. I finished watching the movie on my phone than on the PS3 since Hulu stopped working on there.

I changed my husband’s and then he had a turn changing mine.

My soaked Bambino

I had this on last night after I changed out of my last one and I woke up this morning and the diaper felt dry. I am not sure if I used it before going to sleep. I had to pee so I let loose and it was a big one and the diaper held it all when I flooded it. It felt nice and warm and I felt the warmth spread to the back of my diaper. Then I felt dry again a few minutes later.

Then later in the morning I peed in it again and it was another big one but not as long as the first one. I did about two more wettings in it but they were both small ones. The diaper held it all and I did feel wetness between my skin and the diaper on the front and back but there were no leaks. Then I changed when I got home when my dad and I tried to drop off a TV to recycle it but they were going to charge us 40 bucks for a small TV set. I didn’t realize they charged that much.

Here is my wet diaper (scroll down to see)  I made here. I need to drink more water given how yellow it is. You can tell how close to the sides the pee got to.